What would you do if I didnt put Blog in the title!?

Many of you, my fans, have been sending me emails asking me questions about my fabulous lifestyle! Not because I wish to indulge you sniveling swabs but because I like talking about myself, I have decided to answer these questions!

Why do you put blog in the title of all of your posts?!

I find it Hilarious that the Web Log became the Blog because "Blog" is pirate slang for one of the more interesting things you witness on the high seas! It hurts less than it looks like it would! Well.. I guess it doesnt hurt me at all really.. use your imagination kids!

What's the deal with the Exclaimation marks after all your sentences?!

I am told by many a land-lovers that I speak loudly! I assume it is a result of all the cannons firing on my ship!

What's it like being a pirate, it seems like it would be boring!? Is it boring?!

No, quite often I get in gun or sword fights with total strangers and I generally steal all their really cool and expensive things! Other times I Shanghai things! When ever I'm not killing and stealing I'm drinking and meeting loose women! A tip for all you computer nerds out there, the loosest women I've ever encountered come from Columbus Ohio, USA! The city's tag line should be "Red State, Blue City.. Rrrowr!" Eh.. oh yeah and I'd say about 8.48% of the time when we bord a nice looking ship the millionare on bord offers us his hot trophy wife in exchange for his life! Which means we pretty much never do our own laundry and we have a fresh supply of cookies and pumpkin pie (which-ever's more seasonal)!

What kind of music do you listen to?!

Um.. Pirate music?! Heh.. not really only ninja's listen to pirate music..! I listen to Rock of almost any type metal, clasic, alternative, less emphasis on country! I also listen to techno buble-gum or industrial mostly! Southern Gothic, almost anything with a french female singer, I like Steriolab quite a bit!

Who are your arch enemies?!

Coast Guard and Ninjas...

Arent you also enemies with other authority figgures!?

The only cool copper-badge I've ever met was in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio (god I love that city)..! His name was Mic, and these two land-lovers with him called him Mic, The Powel Cop! The two with him thought they were ninjas but I guess they were alright! Mic, though, is this insane old man who loves murdering and womanizing almost as much as me! Where he comes from they look for that in a Copper-Badge I guess!

Well that's all I have patience for right now.. If you ask me more questions in the comments maybe I'll answer them! Or maybe I'll blog you in the face!