Da Vinci-Men: The Last Code!
As you probably derived from my title i have recently seen "The Da Vinci Code" and "X-Men 3: Revenge of Y"
Da Vinci Code:
If you like M. Night Shyamaliamanamanananan movies you'll love this movie! It features Tom Hanks (star of movies such as "Big" and "The Money Pit") and his quest for the holy grail. I say that you will like this movie if you like M. Night Shailamanamajatabananaman movies because it is cleverly concieved and has a twist turn ending that YOU WILL NEVER SEE COMING! ahem.. That is of course, you wont see it comeing if you forget to watch the movie leading up to the ending. Like all M. Knight ShaBananaMan movies you will know the ending well before the middle of the movie but the director (in this case, Ron Howard) will pretend that you are an idiot and think that he is tricking you. I am not allowed to spoil events (some people said that I ruined the movie for them, trust me it was ruined well before i even saw it) but there is a cool albino monk who will pwn everything in his way. Also a good thing about the movie is that Ian McKellen was in it! You and I know him better as Magneto.
EDIT: It's been brought to my attention that I should mention that I havent read the book. I realize that a bunch of people probably know what the ending is going to be because they read the book but that wasnt the case for me.
Which brings me to the next part of this blog posting...
X-Men 3: Revenge of Y
Only one phrase can discribe this movie... "NO HOLDS BAR'D." Unlike some other action movies I've seen recently this movie did not fail to deliver. IF YOUR FAVORITE MUTANT FROM THE COMICS IS IN THIS MOVIE THERE IS A 78% CHANCE THEY WILL DIE OR WORSE! It was pretty sweet, every time someone was in peril I was actually worried that they might die! Also Vinnie Jones (you heard right Bullet Tooth Tony himself) is in this movie as Juggernaut. There is some background story that you can find here that will help you understand this complex and exciting character: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3934651591022114445 [Warning: Viewer Discression is Advised]. All and all it was a pretty sweet end(maybe) to a pretty sweet series, I hope they decide to make more. Watch carefully right before the credits and make sure to stick around after the credits for some interesting tidbits about where the series is heading if they decide to make more!
Da Vinci Code:
If you like M. Night Shyamaliamanamanananan movies you'll love this movie! It features Tom Hanks (star of movies such as "Big" and "The Money Pit") and his quest for the holy grail. I say that you will like this movie if you like M. Night Shailamanamajatabananaman movies because it is cleverly concieved and has a twist turn ending that YOU WILL NEVER SEE COMING! ahem.. That is of course, you wont see it comeing if you forget to watch the movie leading up to the ending. Like all M. Knight ShaBananaMan movies you will know the ending well before the middle of the movie but the director (in this case, Ron Howard) will pretend that you are an idiot and think that he is tricking you. I am not allowed to spoil events (some people said that I ruined the movie for them, trust me it was ruined well before i even saw it) but there is a cool albino monk who will pwn everything in his way. Also a good thing about the movie is that Ian McKellen was in it! You and I know him better as Magneto.
EDIT: It's been brought to my attention that I should mention that I havent read the book. I realize that a bunch of people probably know what the ending is going to be because they read the book but that wasnt the case for me.
Which brings me to the next part of this blog posting...
X-Men 3: Revenge of Y
Only one phrase can discribe this movie... "NO HOLDS BAR'D." Unlike some other action movies I've seen recently this movie did not fail to deliver. IF YOUR FAVORITE MUTANT FROM THE COMICS IS IN THIS MOVIE THERE IS A 78% CHANCE THEY WILL DIE OR WORSE! It was pretty sweet, every time someone was in peril I was actually worried that they might die! Also Vinnie Jones (you heard right Bullet Tooth Tony himself) is in this movie as Juggernaut. There is some background story that you can find here that will help you understand this complex and exciting character: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3934651591022114445 [Warning: Viewer Discression is Advised]. All and all it was a pretty sweet end(maybe) to a pretty sweet series, I hope they decide to make more. Watch carefully right before the credits and make sure to stick around after the credits for some interesting tidbits about where the series is heading if they decide to make more!

2 Comments:
hmmmm so he's juggernaut ... bitch?
I made an editors note that says that I havent read The Da Vinci Code.. a bunch of you noobs read books and stuff. Not me man.. movies is the new books!
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